Our web page, IES MARROCAD

We create a web to practice with these pages in Internet. We will leave the link of the web.

The web is about a high school, and the director is a duck. We leave too the history of MARROCAD, the principal (the duck). It's very funny because the teachers are famous actors, actresses, singers, etc. We should you like it :)!








MARROCAD, THE HISTORY OF A SAD DUCK

Once upon a time, there was a duck, a sad duck. His name was Marrocad, cause he lived in Marroc. But one day, some men catched some ducks -included Marrocad-, to make pate and transported to Catalonia, in the Ebro Delta.

When Marrocad was on Ebro Delta he know a girl called Dacorram, and they make a couple of ducks, a happy couple of ducks. So Marrocad was a duck, a happy duck.

But one day the duck, rabbit talking with delta rabbit, he discovered that his girlfriend, the Dacorram, was allied with the manufacturers who had transported illegally in Catalunya to make pate. When he heard this he took a great depression. So he was a duck, a sad duck.

So sad, Marrocad was talking at a normal day with Catchopate the horse, his best friend. Catchopate told that the rabbit was actually a psychopath who should be in a mental hospital veterinarian specializing in shits. So, of course, Dacorram loved very, very, very much. Marrocad was a duck, a very happy duck.

Marrocad had a presentiment: the men want he to make pate, now! So he called Dacorram and the others friends.

-Friends, the men want me to make pate. -said Marrocad. The only solution is to explode a nuclear bomb and killed all for one "pipp" time. We sacrifice? -asked Marrocad.

-Yes!-said all the animals of Ebro Delta.

Very good. Marrocad threw a "pedo", and BOOOM!!!!!!!!

MARROC WAS A DUCK, BUT NOW IT'S ASH DUCK, A HAPPY DUCK ASH. But the duck survive and create a good school, named IES MARROCAD...

You think that is a normal school? You will see at


THE END

Thinks you would do in internet

IN INTERNET


YOU MUST...

... be careful with the virus.
... read all the information.
... be careful with the estrangers.

YOU MUSN'T...

... give your address.
... give your friends.
... give your password.
... give your personal information.

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Hello, dear Mario de los Pilares Rosas con Rodríguez Zapa de Tero y Madrid.

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Hello dear friend,

I am Marrocad. You have got I sent you this letter by e-mail. I supose that you don't know what is the e-mail, so I sent the letter to your parents.
How have you been all these years? I hope well. I have been very bad because of the economic crisis, and during these years I've been doing senior class of computers (70/80 years) but is a little ...... ploff, because they are a "little" deaf* and do not understand much of anything. If you wish, I will give you instructions to the first thing you have to do:

- First, you have to informed of what is a computer.
-When you know something of computers, you have to go at the Villamil Street and turn left, counting 22 steps and a half and enter into the shop for thread* shoes. There will inform you where you can buy a good computer (cheap as all suffer* the crisis).

The first instructions of my class are:

-You must turn on the computer little button that can be rectangle, square, triangle, round or shaped plant cell with a round that has a pallet in the middle game.
-Then turn the screen, that thing that looks like a shoe box or a very small TV cutup.
-Then you must learn to use a mouse, but it teaches the cat that can excite ...
-Then you learn to use the keyboard.

This class has been informative.
Reply me telling me when you have free time to come to teach you to use either "a" keyboard.
That's it
Pillars of the Roses with Mario Rodriguez Zapa of Tero and Madrid.

With love,
Marrocad.




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Com has estat durant aquests anys? Espero que bé. Jo no, he estat molt malament per culpa de la crisi econòmica,i durant aquests anys he estat fent classes a persones grans (70/80 anys)però és una mica... ploff, perquè estan una "mica" sordos i no s'enteren gaire de res. Per això, t'ofereixo fer-te classe sobre informàtica domèstica... Si vols, et dono les primeres instruccions per correu:
- T'has d'informar una mica de el que és un ORDINADOR.
-Quan en sàpigues una mica, hauràs de anar al carrer Villamil i girar a l'esquerre, contar 22 passes i mitja i entrar a la botiga de fils per sabates. Allà t'informaran d'on pots comprar un bon ORDINADOR (barat ja que tots patim la crisi).
Les primeres instruccions són:
-Has d'encendre l'ordinador perl botonet que pot ser rectangle, quadrat, triangle, rodó o en forma de cèl·lula vegetal que té una rodona que té un palet partit pel mig.
-Després encén la pantalla, aquella cosa que sembla una caixa de sabates o una tele cutre molt petita.
-Désprés has d'aprendre a utilitzar el ratolí, però no li ensenyis al gat que es pot excitar...
-Tot seguit hauràs d'aprendre a utilitzar el teclat.

Aquesta ha sigut la classe informativa.
Respon-me dient-me quan tens alguna hora lliure que vindré a ensenyar-te a utilitzar bé la "a" del teclat.
Això és tot,
Mario de los Pilares Rosas con Rodríguez Zapa de Tero y Madrid.

Dear readers of the blog / Estimats lectors del blog:

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Dear readers of the blog:
would like to thank you for visiting our blog, we encourage you to continue visiting him occasionally and hope you continue liked.
We would also like to thank the people who voted for us (thanks to them we're the most votes and best results! Thanks, we think!), Especially those who voted for us better score.
So that's it, hope to see you again on our blog.
See you soon!

Grup icaria MAR (Maria, Adria i Roc)


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Estimats lectors del blog:
voldriem donar les gracies per visitar el nostre blog, us animem a continuar visitan-lo de tant en tant i esperem que us segueixi agradant.
Tambe voldriem donar les gracies a les persones que ens a votat (gracies a elles sóm els que tenim més vots i millors resultats!!! Gracies, us estimem!), sobretot les que ens han votat millor puntuació.
Dons aixo es tot, esperem veure-us de nou pel nostre blog.
Fins aviat!!!

Grup icaria MAR (Maria, Adria i Roc)